the rhyme that must be flushed

apparently, sayeth google analytics, the gag-inducing phrase “if you sprinkle when you tinkle” is one of the most common search terms that leads people to this little website. so, um, yeah…i’m gonna go curl up the fetal position and die now. i’ll leave the textual analysis underlying the great neat/sweetie literary schism to you guys, k? this one might be a little more home-spun, but i think the urine-colored highlighter and ellipses diarrhea really pushes it over the top: and if y